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A type of art that appeals to the bored, perverts of late night television. It is viewed by only the most clever, artistic perverts, with very vivid imaginations. It is viewed by the few that are too cheap to buy it on pay-per-view or those whom are too embarassed to rent it from the movie store. While admiring this furry art, one might pick out a round object that MIGHT be a boob or two objects that MIGHT be having sex. However, this is not for the weak of heart, because one never knows what to expect while viewing it. Sometimes, when the artist has gotten lucky, it is hardcore blurry porno on channel 92, and when the artist has messed up, it is a hardcore, blurry mexican church service. However, on the good days when the artist has found a good art piece, it can be one of the best 30 seconds of that artist's life. Jill is usually involved.
Watch the sock scene from American Pie.
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The study of unemployment.
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal arts majors).
-Randall Munroe
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The art hoe movement created by sensitiveblackperson on tumblr made by poc artists, for poc artists (not exclusively). The aim is to use artistic expression against cultural stereotyping. It is for marginalized artists to have a place to express themselves. But unfortunately the term has been whitewashed by Tumblr. >:c
"I'm an POC artist expressing myself through art."
"Oh, so you're an art hoe?"
"Yeah, you could say that"
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A middle-aged man who seems really gay, wears sweater vests, and is totally into art, literature, and renaissance shit. Generally elitists and commonly teachers.
Oi, Lars, isn't Mr. D. such a fucking art fag?
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College art fags typically: go to starbucks with groups of friends and discuss obscure poetry and listen to stupid shit like the beatles. they usually have long hair and live off their parents because there art is shit and they are trying to hard to make money off of it.
Dude, lets bail this joint. Why? I see an art fag everywhere I look.
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if you hate abstract art don't listen to music. all the weird abstract sounds out of instruments don't make any sense. they are completely non sensical. just read the lyrics, at least that part is the only part that is understandable. oh wait, i forgot words are abstractions of things also. say no to music. music is made by a bunch of pretentious hipsters and art snobs. anybody can make stupid sounds out of instruments, my 2 year old son can make a bunch of stupid noises out of a guitar and or make a bunch of simple beats like those dumb rap and rock stars. anybody can make millions by making non sensical out of an instrument.
abstract art is for pretentious art snobs that drink coffee. music is for fags who think they are smarter than everyone. lets all go to church at least they can answer every question to make the meaning of life and everything around it more accessible and understandable. lets all hold hands in a circle and love one another and understand each other's feelings.
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yo homee lets go bust up some arts and crafts beyotch
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