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Piddly-ass

Something that is shitty, small, unimportant, lame, or dull

I hate government websites, they make them as least productive as possible so you can waste a whole day on a piddly-ass task.

I'm stuck in this piddly-ass town.

by mstr August 14, 2009

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ass of life

A term of endearment used to describe Christopher Meloni's luscious bubble-butt.
AKA: AOL

"I only watched OZ to see the ass of life in the shower."
*posts a photo of Meloni's bum to Twitter, tags it #AOL *

by livstabler January 19, 2014

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critical ass

adj. The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks.

Jesus, I can't zip up these jeans anymore - I've reached critical ass!

by ElinorG September 29, 2006

6331๐Ÿ‘ 1252๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass ketchup

mispronunciation of the star of pokemon used in a humorous way to make fun of people who like pokemon

shut the fuck up ass ketchup

by peelshere January 12, 2011

91๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jizz Ass

When a woman has such a nice ass that you want to ejaculate on it.

"That girl's got a jizz ass! I hope I can get with her so I can bust a phat nut on that badunkadunk!"

Coworker 1: Damn, that new girl, Maya, has an amazing body!

Coworker 2: "Hell yeah! She has a jizz ass! Maybe she and I will hook up so I can skeet on that booty!

by perfectparadigm January 13, 2010

47๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock ass

Raging insult thrown at K.G. by Jack Black of Tenacious D after K.G. insulted J.B.'s Inward Singing idea.

Fuck You! Fuckin'...Cock Ass!

by Scott B. August 23, 2003

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ass mopper

a person that visits the restroom in between shits and uses wet wads of toilet paper to clean his ass

I caught blair in the mens room. He is a known ass mopper.

by patrickdiddy April 29, 2009