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To take advantage of your partner on the smooth surface in your kitchen. To sneak up behind and enjoy copulation with a friend (or lover) while preparing a meal.
Best surfaces for counter attacks: concrete, granite or any hard stone.
He was a specialist in counter attacks, especially enjoying sex during meal preparation.
"Darling, I find your apron an uncontrolable aphrodisiac. Please, give in to my counter attack before I spooge all over myself."
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When one or several strap on dildos are used to totally destroy an ass, pussy or both. This can include one person or many recipients of a dildo orgy.
"Yeah girlfriend me and Tonya really went to town on that ass. An all out strap attack. That bitch must have popped a multi orgasm cherry we beat that ass up so bad."
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the shrinking of the penis , due to say..cold weather?
also a noun for a shrivelled, shrunk penis.
Marlon Brando once claimed he couldn't get it up due to a sudden acorn attack in the movie set..Well..Well, who thinks otherwise?
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When you get explosive diarrhea from eating at the shacks at Ross Univeristy.
Jess: I can't go out tonight, i'm having a shack attack.
Rob: Happens to everyone, next time just buy a banana haha.
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When you steal some of your wife / GF's salad, and she screams at the top of her lungs in anger. At which point you reply with "Only a fat girl would scream so loud about a salad", and then you get a plate of salad thrown at you.
Mmmm, this is good salad hun! PUT THE SALAD DOWN NOW!!! Geez, only a fat girl would yell at me for eating her salad.... SALAD ATTACK!!! *10 sec L8R*.... I'm gonna take a quick shower...
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Extreme itch/burn in your ass crack, often occurring after taking a shit and not wiping properly.
My ass crack feels raw. I've got some serious crack attack d00d.
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It's when you get a massive bona in you'r pants.. And it chooses to stay and not to go away. Somtimes you end up having a orgasm in it
"Oh my god put that away." Said Jenny
"Put what away woman!" Said Todd
"That fuckin' huge ass trouser attack!" Yelled Jenny
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