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To take advantage of your partner on the smooth surface in your kitchen. To sneak up behind and enjoy copulation with a friend (or lover) while preparing a meal.
Best surfaces for counter attacks: concrete, granite or any hard stone.
He was a specialist in counter attacks, especially enjoying sex during meal preparation.
"Darling, I find your apron an uncontrolable aphrodisiac. Please, give in to my counter attack before I spooge all over myself."
1) A chocolate attack is when one pelts another person with multiple peices of chocolate. Simply hitting another with chocolate can be considered a chocolate attack when they are hit numerous times with the chocolate, or chocolates.
2) When someone eats so much chocolate they become sick of it, and the very thought of eating any more chocolate is sickening.
"I'm having a chocolate attack! Get that chocolate away from me!"
"After school we're gonna show timmy our chocolate attack."
the shrinking of the penis , due to say..cold weather?
also a noun for a shrivelled, shrunk penis.
Marlon Brando once claimed he couldn't get it up due to a sudden acorn attack in the movie set..Well..Well, who thinks otherwise?
When you get explosive diarrhea from eating at the shacks at Ross Univeristy.
Jess: I can't go out tonight, i'm having a shack attack.
Rob: Happens to everyone, next time just buy a banana haha.
When you steal some of your wife / GF's salad, and she screams at the top of her lungs in anger. At which point you reply with "Only a fat girl would scream so loud about a salad", and then you get a plate of salad thrown at you.
Mmmm, this is good salad hun! PUT THE SALAD DOWN NOW!!! Geez, only a fat girl would yell at me for eating her salad.... SALAD ATTACK!!! *10 sec L8R*.... I'm gonna take a quick shower...
Extreme itch/burn in your ass crack, often occurring after taking a shit and not wiping properly.
My ass crack feels raw. I've got some serious crack attack d00d.
It's when you get a massive bona in you'r pants.. And it chooses to stay and not to go away. Somtimes you end up having a orgasm in it
"Oh my god put that away." Said Jenny
"Put what away woman!" Said Todd
"That fuckin' huge ass trouser attack!" Yelled Jenny