People born on this day have massive cocks, their dick energy is off the charts.
Shante has a massive cock, she must have been born on august 3rd.
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Judgement Day in the Terminator. Sarah Connor had visions of this day in Terminator 2: Judgement Day but prevented it with the help of Arnold Schwarzenegger
Sarah Conner: On August 29th, 1997, it's gonna feel fucking real to you!
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If you are born on this day no one can fuck with you cause you are the hottest best mf on this planet
Oh your born on august 16 no wonder your so hot
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What Taylor Swift and Jack Antonoff call people who love the song βaugustβ.
Swifties who stan folklore and august are august heads.
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national embarrass any friends you have
hey, todayβs nation embarrass your friends day, august 4th!
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Its 12 August
Guy: Happy National mehmeh day
Girl: Thanks
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The day of great lovely people, the best fandom, welcoming, friendly, kind, and mostly are skzpoppers that supports skz very very well.
clowns
Mr. Clown: Hey! it's your day today, August 1!
Stay(mr. clown's apprentice): Yes! and it should be a great day.
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