Brandons smell like absulute shit and talk about fortnite,pokemon, and his moms tits. brandons are crazy over candy and anything that will get them high.
oh shit what smells like tits must be brandon
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Brandon is a very beautiful man but sadly he is gay since he is gay when he sees a boy he pulls his pants down when I said he is beautiful I was lying he is actually very very very ugly
Hey Brandon you are gay
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Brandon is a shitty boyfriend he makes you think ur the only girl in the world when he is talking to many he only cares about sex and nudes ofc he makes you think he loves you then when heβs got what he wants and he gets tired he will leave you and never talk to you again but he will continue to talk shit on you behind ur back
Omg Brandon is such a douche heβs talking about that girl behind her back
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A complete and total douchebag
Only wants girls for sex
Wont care about anyone's feelings except for his own
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Kind hearted, too nice at times but will knock you tf out (if need be). Swears he's a carpenter, electrician but he really just steals ppl money. Loves to steal. Will steal from Jesus plate. Doesn't like his kids to walk to the playground by themselves.
Brandon won't let us go to the playground!
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brandons are notorious for having stank ass breath. do NOT get close to them, their coochie smelling breath will kill you. it deadass is toxic, just like their personality. donβt trust them, theyβre just trying to get close to kill you with their breath.
βyo did you smell brandons breath??β
βyeah dawg, that shit was gnarly.β
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A big fuckboy who flirts with every girl in school. Usually thinks he is cool because he keeps tags on shoes. Looks like a corn dog or a frozen hotdog. For sure a player, and a fed. Never trust a Brandon. Known as a man whore.
Brandon Weber is gonna loose all his friends one day π€£
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