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The significant change in personality a forum poster gets shortly after he/she realizes the kind of authority they have after being ranked to a moderator status, enabling that individual to be aggressive and assertive instead of passive like they usually were before they had power.
Moderator: Cool it with the flaming, I've had enough out of you already. I'm about a hair's width away from locking this thread.
Forum poster: Someone's moderator balls have dropped recently.
Other golfers lost-then-found golf balls along a golf course. Needed on those "off days" when you're driving every ball into a river, a pond or the enchanted forest of a golf course.
Though I couldn't find my Titleist Pro V1 after I chucked it into the woods, I found three Murray balls and pocketed them.
A person named Bill that tucks his small nut sack into his anus while wacking his acorn penis into submission. During this time he is crying when licking an onion
He's in the cabin being Billy no Balls
About 97 degrees Fahrenheit. Unlike, say, "hot as hell" or "scorching hot," this expression is actually fairly precise, since the temperature of one's balls is carefully regulated by the scrotum to maintain a high sperm count.
Alice: Man, it is hot as balls out there today.
Bob: Actually, it's about 99 degrees, so it might be "hot as lungs," but balls are slightly cooler.
Alice: ...ooookay, whatever.
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1. A term generally used to describe the U.S. Coast Guard.
"Damn, I wish I could take a rip of the bong..too bad I'm in the gay ass Navy."
"Dude we burn so much ganj in the chill balls Coast Guard"
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a person who massages a man's balls to make him perform better.
Your acting is terrible. Please see our susan the ball fluffer and be back in 5 minutes.
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Insert one's testicles into the oral cavity of any willing party. They will then proceed to "bawk" like a chicken. Hence, Chicken balled.
Nothing really gets me going like when I am Chicken Balling that Molly bitch.
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