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Code word for saying "Let's go have sex".
Hey, Laquisha, would you like to go with me to get some bananas and cherries at the concession stand?
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1) Our omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent and omnibenevolent deity that gather in cults to plot our demise.
They are found in flocks of 2 or more creating congregations that we mortals can never understand.
It is also something to adopt and look after as they are statues :)
Gab: I need this now, look at this banana duck statue
Jemma: Show it respect, they are our lords (deity)
Chloe: Look how curvacious they are
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Who Charlie the unicorn discovered he was after avoiding the giant Z, the choo choo Shoe, and surviving another musical outburst in the second installment of the hit internet animation Charlie the unicorn
Charlie is the Banana King.
Blue Unicorn: Look over there it’s a coral reef.
Charlie: Oh look it’s you guys, and you’re floating.
Blue Unicorn: Charleee, we’re scuba diving Charlie.
Pink Unicorn: We’re exploring the depths of the ocean blue.
Blue Unicorn: Oh no, here comes a school of poisonous foogu fish.
Pink Unicorn: Nooooo Foogu.
Charlie: Ah, yeah you gotta watch out for those, now go away I’m watching TV.
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In 1967 the Aztecs held a competition in which they battled the Incas, with giant yellow spears mounted on a platform with 4 wheels while they roll down a giant massive hill, for possession of their lands. This competition became known as MUHUBAJA which when roughly translated into english in 2005/6 by a Russian diplomat means BANANA CART.
bob:haha hey billy look at my hot girlfriend, ima cocksnap her in the banana cart
billy: wtf dude that's my girlfriend
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Humorous name for "Speedos" some men like to wear, particularly middle-aged men with fat bellies.
Bob liked to wear his "Banana Hugger" to the beach.
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(verb) past tense version of banana code; (verb) to have previously used 4011 at a self-service checkout machine to weigh out more expensive items at the going rate of bananas (typically $0.59/lb in 2013, future readers must adjust accordingly for inflation)
**At Walmart using self-service checkout machine**
Max: Fuck, this beef jerky is pricey!
Tim: Just banana code it.
Max: Just huh?
Tim: Give it here.
**Frustrated, Tim grabs the beef jerky, places it on the scanner, clicks produce, types in 4011, then throws it in the bag**
Max: What the?!
Tim: You've honestly never banana coded? Were you born yesterday?
Max: So my jerky is only 33 cents?!
Tim: (unimpressed) Yeah.
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