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short for hookah bar, a small little club that rents out a bunch of hookahs and overpriced drinks.
Nevin: Dude, let's go to the h-bar today!
Saajan: Sure dude, let's go
When a drunk corners you in a bar an you can't escape...
Sober friends just walk in
Drunk Bar Jacker approches your table: Hey guys, how are you? I'm friends with a rapper. He's 25 and his wife is 24 and I'm 54 and rappers are the poets of our generation and can say more in 14 paragraphs than most say their entire lives and....
Sober friends: We've been bar jacked!
squidward bars are green xanax bars pressed with 3mg of flualprazolam or etizolam. They typically smack and 2 will have you geeked up. People who take more than one squidward bar usually end up in jail.
Tyrone: i took 2 of dem squidward bars and they had my ass faded
The act of cumming on a chocolate bar and giving it to someone.
Andrew: yo Jack you want a Schneel bar ?
Jack: what’s a Scheel bar ?
Andrew: just try it.
A Lacey Bar is a grab bar in a jeep. Formerly known as a pussy bar. History: A lonely dirty old man had a very old Jeep and his caregiver was a named Lacey- think white trash but with teeth. She would never do anything but the old man continued to pay her to keep him company. One day his grown ass children caught on that this skank wasn’t really a caretaker but a dirty no good ho and cut her loose. The dirty old man named the grab in his Jeep a Lacey bar in her memory. He even used one of those old ass label makers to commemorate the name by the grab bar.
You should have seen Todd the hay wads face when I got air over the hill. He white knuckled the shit out of the Lacey Bar.
A Lacey Bar is a grab bar in a jeep. Formerly known as a pussy bar. History: A lonely dirty old man had a very old Jeep and his caregiver was a named Lacey- think white trash but with teeth. She would never do anything but the old man continued to pay her to keep him company. One day his grown ass children caught on that this skank wasn’t really a caretaker but a dirty no good ho and cut her loose. The dirty old man named the grab in his Jeep a Lacey bar in her memory. He even used one of those old ass label makers to commemorate the name by the grab bar.
You should have seen Todd the hay wads face when I got air over the hill. He white knuckled the shit out of the Lacey Bar.
The act of "Beer Burping" in a bar and blowing it in the direction of you buddy.
Dude 1 - "Buuurp......whoa"
Dude 2 - "Dude, that was some rough bar potpourri, next time blow it the other way!"