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You stick your cock in your friend's phone, while she makes out with Megan Fox, and your left foot is jammed in shit from adolf hitler, who is eating it while dogs are biting his ass and a jew is tape-recording it. Your right foot is in a sea of piss, and the Taliban are in there too, being pulled down by some horny sea lions that are getting to 30th base. You are to stick your right hand in your girlfriend's vag, while licking her breasts, and chuck norris is kissing her ass, while his sperm are gushing into Osama bin laden's ass. Your left hand is holding a corpse that you raped and murdered two years ago.
Arnold: Hey, I may have gotten to 77th base, but I don't feel like I should have to go to jail.
Neo-Nazi asshole: Who the hell was the corpse?!
Arnold: Your son.
Neo-Nazi asshole: Execute him!
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unironicallg racist, homophobic and hates everybody
gamehax: "yo pyrofishxd is based as FUCK"
ckg: "lol sick"
gamehax: "no hes unironicallg racist and hates everybody"
ckg: "what"
pyrofishxd: "i hate fa***ts and n****rs"
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Ocular sex, including any act involving the penetration of the penis into the eye socket.
Sometimes this is referred to as an EJ. It is also sometimes referred to as "skull-fucking."
I got to 6th base with Pam last night after she took out her glass eye. I think she has brain damage now.
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Sex in the shower (with the shower on of course)
Girl 1: oo i got up to 11th base last night!
Girl 2: wow! what was it like?
girl 1: warm and wet
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when one man drinks the semen of another out of the anus of a woman who is performing fellatio on the man who is drinking the semen.
Man 1: Dude, I went to 88th base last night.
Man 2: And I with your mother!
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Having sex while writing really, really good software. In fact, so good, anyone that uses the software for the first time has an orgasm over how good it is and how good it was for you when you wrote it.
Anal Corporate Employee: Why is everyone moaning when they use the new web site?
Very Hip Manager: The guy we got to write it made 31337th base finishing the project.
Now turned on, Anal Corporate Employee: You have his email address for me?
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When someone is so based that they are considered by some to be a god-like being. Lil' B perfected this act of being based, dubbing him as the REAL Based God. When others try to imitate, he shits on them. He also acquires maximum swag and can fuck all of your bitches.
Money Bags: "Hey yo Shawty! My girl Keesha! You seen that nigga Lil' B?"
Keesha: "You mean Based God? Oh yeah we just got done..."
Money Bags: "Don't tell me...HE FUCKED ALL MY BITCHES!!!"
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