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When you go down on someone who has a crazy black bush.
Opptional: Some people make a finger-hook and laugh like a pirate while they do this.
Guy: Yesterday, I did the Black Beard on my girlfriend.
Friend: How was it?
Guy: It felt almost real.
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A phenomenon where a man shaves everything but his testicles, turning his penis into a bearded dragon.
I stretched her out with my bearded dragon.
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The act of placing an individuals face in between two others who have luscious, beautiful and well kept beards.
Nick: "Hey Steve & Gary - I'm having a bit of a rough day. Would you guys mind giving me a beard sandwich?"
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Guys who define their 'missing' chins by shaving their beards in such a fashion that it creates a jawline when really their fat gobbler connects their head to their chest as one enormous, blubber-like piece.
Wouldn't even know Fat Frank has a chin anymore if not for his beard chin. It's shaved right above his massive gobbler.
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A man that will hit you over the head and steal your purse.
"Can you describe the person who stole your purse?"
"HE WAS A BEARDED THUG!"
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Euphemism for female genitalia. See bearded clam
That skirt was so short I could see her Bearded Forgie.
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Specifically designed to make you look like you have an authentic beard. Beard cream is a product designed for youth's so they can buy various drugs and commit crime. Originally founded by Doddy, and since has become a Major selling product throughout Norway.. not that anyone cares.
Oh Jordan you're loving my Beard Cream
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