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it's the excuse one uses when asked about the dark bruise on one's lip - a lip hickie - you can also claim that you have accidentally bit a pen and it's actually ink on your lips
Shit,look at that blue-berry muffin on that girls face!
Yo, is that ink on your lips?
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Those annoying snowy clumps of dog fur that cause a dog to sit down and chew her butt have been officially named "Jingle Berries" in honor of their similarities to the ones of Dingle variety
While out sledding, the dog got a huge Jingle Berry and had to sit down to chew it.
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a girl that looks like halle berry and loves to feel scotty
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an expression used to signify stress
Shit-berry muffins! I didn't study for the Bio Final!
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A person who likes to eat muff berries drenched in cum
I ate captain muff berries for breakfast and they were delicious!!
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To sneak up on someone and simultaneously punch them in both eyes with your fists. Then, once they are helpless, cum all over their face.
Jared - "So I was hiding behind the bathroom door when my girlfriend walked in. I decided to sneak up on her and tap that bitch on the shoulder. When she turned around I gave her a blue berry surprise!" Then dumper her and never saw her again."
Hugo - "Nice Dude."
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Someone that gets sexually aroused from berries.
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