Bone Cobbler

The most venomous type of snake in the universe. The potency in a single drop of the venom has the power to decimate Jupiter 5 times (or half of your mother). The only thing that can kill this creature is a wild boar on copious amounts of French cocaine, or an extremely buttery corndog.

Guy 1: I'm going to the swamp today to go hunting.
Guy 2: Watch out for Bone Cobblers.

mandibulator of bone

A stubborn, mean spirited person. A cocksucker.

That guy is a jerk! He kicked his dog and slammed the door on a Girl Scout!
He's a mandibulator of bone!

bone hawker

Woman who prowls around looking at mens' crotches for sexual stimulation or to find an appropriate mate.

Next time I am going to see Melanie or Nicole I am wearing a cup. Those chicks are such bone hawker s.

titty boned

The act of being boned between the tittys

Dude mark titty boned me last night

Bone donut

Another word for a woman's cervix.

I rammed my giant dick into Jerri Ann's bone donut.

bone-chugger

1. Any person who performs fellatio with wild abandon.
2. Derogatory title used to demean the intended target.

Man, I tell you Sheila is quite the bone-chugger

That fricken Larry guy is a damn bone-chugger. Let's ditch him.

monkey boning

Spontaneous, crazy , wild , jungle like sex. Constantly switching up positions , ass spanking, hair pulling , fucking on every surface around you . ie, desks , sinks , tables , parents beds , even your children's beds! Fuck it . doing it like the mammals on the descovery Channel . its when your girls crying and yelling like rabie infested monkeys in your local zoo .

Ex: me and my bitch just had the best monkey boning sex ever . I threw her through the wall and she still got back up . she was crazy man ! She even ate the condom wrapper .