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PB - Penalty Bong

Ok, first of all, PB has, for over 35 years of personal knowledge, meant PENALTY BONG. And ONLY Penalty Bong. Pre-dates by decades, Pussy Bitch or Penis Breath or even Peanut Butter!

Means especially large, really big, packed and mounded bong hit, specifically applied for punitive purposes, after some really dumb move or fuckup.

(Putting aside, of course, that the result is pleasurable - yet punitive in the sense you are seriously fucked up, brain scrambled and unable to function, or even speak coherently, for awhile ; the sentence is more a reward than anything else. Possibly resulting in encouraging or reinforcing bad behavior.)

“Oh wow Dude, you did NOT just…..spill all the rest of our dope on the floor / tell your Dad we just dropped acid (a personal best – fuck, another PB!) / pee yourself / tell that cop we were stoned / smoke all that joint without givin’ me a hit / eat all the rest of the chocolate chip cookies / do your girlfriends Mom and not invite me - PB - penalty bong!”

(and in REALLY bad instances it was referred to as
"P Fuckin B")

by Daaa-aaad!! Jeff H January 9, 2010

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Tap Sum Bong

Chinese superhero

"CHINAMAN! CHINAMAN!"

"...unless you're Anthony by day and TAP SUM BONG by night!"

by d00d July 16, 2004

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hits from the bong

an awesome song by cypress hill

dude hits from the bong is fucking awesome

by steve_420 July 27, 2006

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Bong Hit Transplant

Originally, a joke from "comedian" Tom Meyers detailing an experience at a 7-11 convenience store. A customer somehow communicates to Tom that the customer had a sick friend or family member. Tom observes a customer purchasing an assortment of junk food, then his sharp comedic mind generated the punchline for this infamous joke.

"looks like someone had a bong hit transplant!" Bam! The legion was born. The advance quality and sharp mind of this comedian got the attention of the Cum Town podcast. This "joke" remains the longest recurring joke on the podcast, the r/cumtown subreddit and the entire comedy world.

Can you stop doing comedy, Tom? No, it's not like I had a bong hit transplant.

by MOMOTORCYCLECUMBOY April 28, 2018

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Two Balls and a Bong

Simple, understandable, and uncomplicated.

Taken from SnapCube's Sonic Adventure 2 fandub where Dr. Eggman (Alfred Coleman) is describing his penis in relation to Shadow the Hedgehog's

"That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!"

by Umbreon Man May 14, 2020


gravity bong quif

the sound generated when using a gravity water bong and pulling the bottle to the very edge of the water before inhaling

We were talking about the inequalities generated by NAFTA when Johnny pulled a gravity bong quif

by Moose85 April 17, 2007


nitrous bong rip

Nitrous Bong Rips: an elusive phenomenon that has lurked in the shadows for century upon century, looming just around the corner, waiting for its most opportune moment to attack society’s mainstream like a swarm of bees enveloping its unfortunate prey in unison. The NBR perhaps represents the most creative and progressive attempt to take drug users/abusers mundane activities to a never-before-expected level. A synthesis of the relaxing marijuana smoke with the chilly nitrous hit that induces half a minute of incapacitated euphoria has proved to be a magical combination: one that incites a series of sensations only understood by another NRB user.

The history is largely unknown, but its following of cultish proportions has become a topic of interest on its own. Nitrous oxide is a gas used to make whipped cream, and can be purchased in packages of several cartridges. Though illegal to use as an inhalant, nitrous oxide (often called “whippits”) is utilized by many young people, especially adolescents with limited incomes, to achieve a cheap and quick high. A balloon is inflated with a nitrous cartridge, and is fastened to the slide of an already-lit bong. The hit is inhaled as the balloon is released, allowing the individual to experience a bong rip and a nitrous hit simultaneously.

"Yo dude, let's go back to the apartment and take some nitrous bong rips and then eat some hot dogs!

by YanaCeciliaMark June 7, 2006

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