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Cunnilingus. Especially when performed between sunrise and 12pm.
That French Breakfast sure was a hearty one. Next time, let's have Belgian.
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An annual breakfast meeting of the San Diego channel 2 news team.
"I don't think I'll be able to attend the pancake breakfast because I'm going jogging"
"No, it's the pancake breakfast, we do it every year... you'll be there"
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There are steps to this sexual method.
1.Put toast on your partners chest. Either with peanut butter or gam or both.
2.Wrap your partner(preferably a woman)in baken(either the chest or the whole body)
3.Put sunnyside up eggs on your partners eyes.
4.Put pancakes on your partners stomach (over the baken)
5.Put a sausage on your partners mouth resembaling a happy face:).
6.Now put warm maple syrup all over your partners body.
Now fuck your partner and eat a sunday breakfast:D!
Man i totally sunday breakfasted your mom today. It was awesome!
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A pint of the black stuff, to start the day right.
'I can't think straight before I've had my breakfast'
'You can't think straight after it!'
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When up to four people (usually asians) gather around a wok and inject massive amounts of egg yolk into each other's asses. They proceed to have a conversation for about 15 minutes before shitting the feces-egg mixture into the wok. Broil for 10 minutes. Enjoy.
breakfast of champions, it will change your life.
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bed and breakfast is Squatting over someone , preferably when they sleep and taking a turd on their chest. When they wake up they have breakfast in bed.
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The contents of one's stomach, found on the pavement after a night on the sauce. So called because of the likeness to what vultures feast on at breakfast time in Baghdad, after a heavy night of bombing a village.
"Fuck me, that was close."
"What happened?"
"I nearly stepped into someone's Baghdad breakfast.
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