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This describes a boy not yet a man who likes to get a lot of pictures from dirty little girls-sometimes asian- and likes to take triple c's and is stupider than shit. His legs may curve inwards when he walks making him look like a duck.
"I lost my pair of underwear that said love me on the band." "waitt I think I left them in Brian Mackey's e-mail."
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noun - The raddest fuckin guy on the planet.
My name is Brian Thonnard, and I'm the raddest fuckin guy on the planet.
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The guy who steals your ass spoone if you get really drunk.
"BRAIN BOITANO STOLE MY ASS SPOONE!"
yup, he's smashed
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The lead singer of the Gaslight Anthem who thinks he is the next Bruce Springsteen. He got the name "Gaslight" because Bruce used to play his gigs at the gaslight club. He is always talking about Springsteen in his interviews, plays a telecaster, and emulates bruce and it's really annoying...Their both douchebags in my opinion..His songs are good, but he's like The Game (rapper) because he is always name dropping or stealing lines from previous artists' songs. His mouth is really tiny and he needs braces...he tends to sit cross legged while playing acoustic guitar and wears tight pants and vans slip on shoes with no socks. He also wears the same hats springsteen wore in the 70s and flannel shirts. Nonetheless, he's got great talent and will go far with his band if they stay punk rock if their next album becomes pop then they will lose a ton of fans especially here in Jersey. Hopefully Brian won't be a sell out like his idol. My cousin knows Benny and that cat is awesome. Check out Spiro Agnew on myspace.
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Is a faggot who likes to suck cock. Likes to masturbate to child porn. He gets horny when boys hug him or look at him. He is secretly a girl but try’s to hide it.
I was looking at Brian Córdoba and I saw he had a boner.
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BBL Brian is a bald pastor who coaches the worlds best lacrosse team.
Man, BBL Brian might get a bald eagle tattoo if we win state again
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They are two of the kindest people you will ever know once you get to know them and if you are on there good side. But if you get on there bad side they will be the bitchiest people you can know. They are typically not the most attractive people you can meat but they can be a sweetheart. Emily's are usually very athletic but brian's can be if they want too. Brians are Fuckboy's so don't date them. Emily's are very fat and are going to be a virgin till the day they die and they won't ever get a boyfriend because nobody finds them attractive. And they are very dramatic.
Girl: Hey so I met this ugly and he asked me out he tried to get in my pants instantly.
Somebody: Get away from them. Thats a Emily and Brian's.
Guy: So this fat girl came up to me and asked me out and I said no she flipped out, I think she is crazy, what should I do.
Somebody: Get away from that thing it's and Emily and Brian's.
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