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everything is bullshit

A fact

"Hey the sky is blue!"

"Yes, that is an 'everything is bullshit'"

by moment bruh big May 20, 2021


create bullshit

Making up things that are not true

“I don’t create bullshit”

by Hhaveryfunny March 25, 2018


nigga what the fuck is this bullshit

A phrase to say after your brother went to make a criminal empire while you were in jail trying to survive jail rape.

Lemme get you some new clothes!
Nigga what the fuck is this bullshit.

by dan250islame February 19, 2024


Untactical Bullshit

A killstreak gained in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 after getting over 9000 kills.

It's really nice to know that our backwater military supports us! They just gave us untactical bullshit that will not only blow up the entire area, it'll kill us as well! Atleast we won the round though!

by Shadow6548 October 9, 2011


Pull bullshit

Hood slang for playing games or doing something that the other friend is in disagreement with.

"Imma pull up at yo crib tomorrow."
"Hey, don't pull no bullshit, you better be there."

Homies shouldn't pull bullshit when they say they gonna do something.

My homie pulled some bullshit when he never gave me my money back.

by Adam buckley December 21, 2023


Baby Back Bullshit

when in doubt something goes seriously wrong in your life, like bad, and you need to let it all out yet your body is telling you “dont curse” but you say this (also you had just watched the Baby Got Back music video)

Person 1: Dawg I broke your juul...
Me: Man thats some baby back bullshit

buy me a new one

by yuh tuh muh suh November 28, 2018


Perfect bullshit

It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.

“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”

by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020