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When you are having sex and feel like you are going to ejaculate; you taze yourself with a cattle prod. This will cause you to ejaculate and shit on your partner simultaneously.
She is about to get a Chicago Jerry.
A Windy Chicago is when you are receiving a rim job and you fart in the person's face.
My girl friend is very angry that I gave her a windy chicago last night
Someone we fucking. Not related. But if anyone asks, she my cuz
That my Chicago cuz, don't worry about her
When you put a person into a deep hole and take turns shitting into the hole until they drown
“Did you hear Geoff fell into a hole?”
“Oh no, they’re going to make him into a Chicago chili bucket”
Cocktail made with Jeppsen’s Malort
1.5 oz Tequila
0.75 oz lime juice
0.75 oz cranberry juice
0.5 oz Jeppson’s Malort
2 oz ginger beer
‘Malort is undrinkable’
‘If you mix it into a Chicago Drug Mule, it’s only mildly unpleasant’
When you go out to eat at a seafood place that is located in a landlocked salt water location.
As your friend is hugging the porcupine toilet, “And that’s why we don’t eat the Chicago Shrimp”