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To spill a portion of Jeppson’s Malört accidentally over an infants head while drinking.
Gave my nephew a Chicago Baptism last weekend and was asked to leave the party
Walking in the door and getting hit in the head with a fairly large dildo.
I loved Ebon’s story of his Chicago Baptism, as told on Late Night with Seth Meyers on June 19th 2024.
To accidentally sit in a seat, wet with SOMETHING, on the CTA. Do it once, and you’ll never do it again.
There was one seat open on the red line, and before anyone could warn me, I got my Chicago Baptism.
When you put a frozen cube of lube into someone and then provide the deep dick
I gave her a Chicago deep dick last night, it took forever for the KY to freeze
When you have the irrational belief that you home team with be victorious despite all the bad decisions they make.
DaBears were down by 21 with under 2 minutes to go but my CFS (Chicago Fan Syndrome) knew they would somehow pull off the win.
A place where you are forced to be perfect by being enslaved in the cult of inspiring and changing lives through music.
Ms Hanson: What is the mission of the Chicago Children’s Choir?
Everyone at the same time: to inspire and change lives through music
You see, it’s not that we Chicagoans are extremely particular people; we just don’t consider it correct for someone from Naperville, Elgin, or Deerfield, Illinois, to say they’re from Chicago when they truly aren’t. You don’t hear people from some little town in California saying they live in L.A. or people from a small city in New York saying they live in New York City. You are not from Chicago; rather, you live near Chicago
"I'm from outside Chicago" " BRUH...you're from Evanston..."