Note: only possible with a female who squirts when she ejaculates.
The act of you and your partner cumming at the same time and playing swords with the ejaculation streams.
Me and my girlfriend tried a pussy juice cock cannon, and it got all over the place.
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when you become a Human Shit Cannon but the shit is an Uh oh Stinky so you end up bombing your entire neighborhood on impact
No one would be alive to tell anyone they became an uh oh stinky cannon, because they would die the second the impact happened
The act of giving oral sex to a family member during the human wheel barrel race at annual family reunion.
Joe was giving oral sex to his father as they crossed the finish line at the annual family reunion human Cannon County wheel barrel race
(DNAC) A more fun way to say: "deoxyribonucleic acid" A.K.A. : DNA while in Biology class.
Kyle, please read sentence number two...BE QUIET, CHILDREN! okay, kyle, go ahead" "donkey neuralizer anal cannon is a neuralizing anal cannon that contains the genetic instructions used in the development and functioning of all known living orgasms with the exception of some viruses." "GO TO I.S.S. KYLE
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Extreme homosexual act originating in Cambuslang, Glasgow whereby one participant (the cannon) grabs his ankles and the other (the coco pop lover) kneels behind him. On the count of three, the cannon forces out the most powerful shart possible while the coco pop lover shouts "SNAP, CRACKLE AND POP". Score is awarded based on how many 'coco pops' make it into the recievers mouth.
Mr McMenemy is hereby charged with the unlawful discharge of a Cambuslang Coco Pop Cannon in the direction of Mr Tiders.
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βA consensual sexual act which involves getting drunk with the homie, shooting him in the face with 12 gauge buckshot, then cumming into the wound.β
Jason: βYou down for a a Drunken Bucky Cum Cannon?β
Samuel: βYeah, for sure man, no homo right?β
Jason: βNah, full homo.β
Samuel: βI mean, aight.β
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An attack Picollo from Dragon Ball would use, if he was a civil rights activist. However, it would be a completely ineffective move, since actual power is required to use an attack in Dragon Ball, and civil rights are nonexistent in the universe.
Piccolo: Civil Rights Beam Cannon!
Civil Rights Beam Cannon: *does nothing*
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