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An excellent sprite comic acting as the sequel to the Captain N show. It can be located at captainsnes.keenspace.com
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Someone who states the obvious. If you are a sarcastic asshole, it is considered common courtesy to thank such an individual for their obvious statement.
Captain Obvious: whoa, dude... The world is round.
Sarcastic Asshole: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
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Online retailer of Rubber Ducks.
I bought this duck at Captain Quack.
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A sexual act where the the male positions his asshole over a female's face where she begins to tongue said asshole as the male pleasures himself simultaneously. As the male reaches climax he will usually yell, "SHAZAM!" This move is sometimes referred to as "The Billy Batson."
As she laid on her back I decided to try a Captain Marvel on that hoe.
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gangsta ass dogg ( canine )
Proud, full of self-esteem dog with nothing to lose
yo, captain geeg just bit the juice out me son.
yo, keep captain geeg away from that blood drop.
yo, captain geeg jus lit that nigga up.
yo, attack captain geeg.
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an athlete who is the captain of all three seasons of sports. These people are usually rather cocky and make sure everyone is aware of the fact that they are indeed a tri-captain.
OMG garrett is an extreme tri-captain not only is he captain of soccer, basketball and golf but he is also captain of the ladies
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A type of slightly toasted baked good made from yeast and grain who has achieved the rank of O-3 in the Breakfast Food Militia.
Renowned for his leadership abilities and tactical battle plans, Captain Toasty creates fear in the heart of his enemies and compasion in the hearts of his comrades (and puppies).
Captain Toasty just kicked my ass, which is no surprise.
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