carl

he is a massive cunt with a 2 inch cock and almost parasite like personality he doesn't feel guilt he only cares for himself and his survival

wow that guy just ate a dog because he was hungry must have been a carl

Carl

Is your gay friend lovable and very gay

Oh i just know he is a carl

Carl

Anybody named Ramando is a big fat hairy cow

Hey Carl

Carl

Big dick mf

Carl has a massive cock

Carl

Some kid, who doesn’t shower every hour, he doesn’t wear boxers, and you can smell a horrible stench from a mile away.

John: The fuck is that smell?
Chase: You talking about Carl?
John: I think. I can smell him from a mile away.

Carl

A snowman that's really hot that is NOT DEAD just decapitated, and it's NOT blood it's ketchup. :)

person #1: Hey what's up how are you feeling today?

Person #2: Not that great man, I'm feeling pretty Carl.

Person #1: Oh that sucks man.

Example B:

CARL I LOVE YOU SO, YOU ARE MY DEAREST DEAR, WOULD YOU TAKE MY HAND (NOT FIGURATIVELY) IN MARRIAGE?

Carl

Damn he so hit his smile make me cvm

Friend: did you cream your pants?

Me: yeah I was thinking of Carl