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Performing cunnillingus on a woman who is menstruating.
Cato g Susie when she's on the tag is like walking the red carpet. cunnilingus menstruation
When the color of the hair on the head is the same color as the pubes.
Look at that broad's blue hair. There's no fucking way she has matching curtains and carpet.
Your doing a girl from behind and you hit her in the back of the head and knock her out. then you ride her down the stairs.
I gave that girl a magic carpet ride.
To offer sex as a form of gratitude or atonement.
As gratitude:
Jeff: "I helped your sister get her car out of a snow bank last night"
Mike: "Thanks dude, that's cool of you"
Jeff: "No need to thank me, she rolled out the pink carpet"
Mike: "What?!"
As atonement:
Jeff: "Fern borrowed my new car and scratched the damn paint!"
Mike: "Did she roll out the pink carpet?"
Jeff: "Damn right she did!"
During the 69 position (girl on top), the mustache of the man irritates the girls nether regions and she proceeds to queef in his mouth.
"Dude, last night I was hooking up with Marsha and she did an Arabian Carpet Ride all up in my grill"
"Did you like it"
"Kinda"
after a man cums in a anus (male ore female) the receiving party squats over a carpet or rug and drops a duce.
guy one: dude i think my girls pissed off
guy two: why?
guy one: after i fucked her in the ass, she dropped a fat carpet bomb and left.
guy two: 0,o fucked up bro
A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.
"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"