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Hes extremely gay for every midget named john! <3
-John
Person 1 : You know carter?
John : Hes my Boy Friend 😍
A short douchebag who thinks he’s cool.
Girl 1: that short guy who used to work at Braums is annoying
Girl 2: sounds like Carter
An asshole, a very annoying person. He is unbearable to be around due to his massive ego. Likes to talk about himself and interrupt other people’s conversations to talk about how superior he is to others. A big cry-baby and drama queen who makes drama out of every situation. Overall, a massive piece of shit you wouldn’t care about if the disappeared or died.
Person 1: Yeah, so I have to go to the doctor’s after school, so I can’t hang out.
Person 2: Aww, that sucks.
Person 1: So maybe lat.....
Carter: Did I tell you that I won $500 in the lotto yesterday! And, I got a part in a movie!
Person 1: Congrats, nobody gives a flying fuck, you self-absorbed piece of shit.
A God that will eat your ass
Man: Damn it here comes Carter he is going to eat my ass
Man 2: Oh poop
To slap someone with a 30 inch black dildo so many times that it knocks them out cold.
Harry is so annoying I just want to carter him.