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When someone wakes you up by putting cocaine up your nose
"We woke her up with a "colombian alarm clock" now she's ready to party"
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The part of the day, mostly at night, when someone has the habit and/or desire of masturbating.
9gagger: BOOBIES!!! I see its Fap O' Clock!
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To Not have enough time in a day or running way behind time.
I need to get my house ready for winter Im “shaking hands with the clock
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When you pass up a night of fun with friends and family to sit around alone at your place with porn and masturbate over and over again. During this time you wonder periodically between sessions if you made the write choice. This will often start to seem like work, but since you already passed on the fun you might as well do a good job of punching the knuckle clock...
The whole place stank of jizz and loneliness. A tear ran softly down my cheek as i continued punching the knuckle clock..
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When a man is receiving oral sex. Before he ejaculates he proceeds to grab the girl by the hair and pull her head back. He then cums into her nose and she proceeds to choke on excrement.
When you give a girl a clock back one of two things will happen. She will either be completely obsessed with you or file a restraining order against you.(African accent)
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The act of blowing your load in your' still sleeping girlfriends eye.
"When I woke up this morning with morning wood that bitch was still sleeping, basically begging for the salty alarm clock."
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A place or activity that seems to make time go by very slowly.
Guy 1- "It feels like we have been in this class for 3 weeks"
Guy 2- "Math is such a clock block"
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