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When someone gets so scared they run and hide in a cupboard. There in abject fear they shit their pants.
When found by others the shitter is laughed at and his turd filled ass-pants are poked with sticks.
Hey, guys! I found Greg!, the fucking closet panic shitter!
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An sexual act inspired by the infamous "dog in the bathtub" maneuver. This act involves a woman placing her long, saggy labia (curtains) into her male companion's anus (closet).
John: Gee Sally, I can't think of anything fun to do tonight... Wanna go see a movie?
Sally: Wait, how about we just stay in tonight? We could put the curtains in the closet!
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An adult male that jumps out of children´s closets
A closet pedo is an adult jumping out of a closet and saying"I´m moist" to an underaged kid in a deep and raspy voice.
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A state of extreme and seemingly random happiness, excitement, and relief experienced after coming out as trans, gay, bi, pan, etc.
-Please note this is not an official term or anything, I made the phrase up to help explain to myself why I'm feeling this way. The experience is not made up, only the name for it.-
"Man, I've been feeling weirdly happy ever since I came out to my family"
"You must be having post-closet euphoria!"
When one sexual partner shoves an article of clothing up another partner's asshole, and then yanks it out to create intense butthole pleasures.
Hey Sue, I've got an empty tank down there, Homeless Man's Closet?
Hey Bert, should we send this Blazer to goodwill, or use it for a Homeless Man's Closet?
A Vagina with one or more STD's
"You really dont wanna get with her, I hear shes got a spicy meat closet"
The metaphorical location of a flamboyantly homosexual person who refuses to own up to their gay ways.
Yeah, he obviosuly likes dudes, but I guess he's in the Glass Door Closet