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A type of condom someone uses when thier penis is over 9.7 inches long and whoever uses it can sometimes be a fag
Nick: just got my garbage bag condom
(Girls blushing)
Darth Vader: hey give me my garbage bag condom you gay retard
(Girls now laughing)
Girls: hehehe what's the size of yours... 2 and a half inches
(Nick now walking away crying in the distance)
Darth Vader: now who wants to have some fun if you know what I mean
Girls: ew your discusting go away from us you fag
Nick: haha at least I'm not the fag in here
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The act of eating a condom after it's been used for anal and is covered in fecal matter
boy 1 : DUDE shes a brown condom eater
boy 2 : DUDE i don't care...
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An empty Mars Bar wrapper thats only open at one end.
I didn't have a rubber on me so i had to use and Irish condom
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Lets go to the beach and watch the condom jousters.
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a condom for you can of soda.
apeice of plastic or baggyvthat protects your soda from
insects,dirt or shit like that while working out side.
that guy with OCD always puts soda condoms on his drink.
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Using an ice cream cone as protection during sex. Usually done with ice cream still in the cone and ice cream stuffed in the vagina, as is done with the Canadian Fridge.
Black Dude - My lady complained when I used a pointy cone as a Canadian Condom, but she didn't wanna get pregnant, so...
White Guy - Man! That must have hurt.
Black Dude - Yeah, that pointy tip didn't give me enough head space. I'll have to use a cylindrical cone next time.
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A condom made for simps by the Egirl Queen of thots Belle delphine for when you have sex with gamer girls
"I'm gonna have sex with a gamer girl I'll use my Gamer girl condom"
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