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When a girl only dates guys beneath her because the birth control she's on has her hormones so fucked up that she's attracted to the pheromones of weak, feminine men. These relationships typically end after the girl stops taking birth control as she discovers how naturally repulsed she is of her sissy bf after the fact.
Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.
"Why is she dating that guy? He must be really funny, have a lot of money or a big donkey dick."
"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."
When someone can't let anyone have control over anything this is known as control-itis.
Girl 1: That Molly girl never lets anyone help her. Everything always has to be her way.
Girl 2: Sounds like she has control-itis.
A controller with deadpool's GYAAAATT on the back. It is handed out to 2 winners of a twitter competition to help advertise the movie Deadpool & Wolverine.
I'm gonna win the Deadpool controller and feel that rubbery goodness.
When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.
GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."
Can't Control Time is a general phrase people use who are unwilling to accept responsibility for their own faulty time management.
7:30 am
Person A: What are you still doing sleeping Person B, I told you we have to be at the kids school at 7 45?!?
Person B: God, don't get so mad, I can't control time
A dumb mf who doesn't have shit to do. A piece of shit who no one likes.
"control cortela" is often used to describe a braindead, dimwitted, sinister, evil and a naughty guy.
Person 1 - Omg is that a control cortela? No wonder he's so dumb!
Person 2 - Oh how I want to squeeze his dumbass.
Person 1 - Cum.
a god tier controller player on fortnite battle royale
Laiys is the best controller habibi