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A Louisville Slugger or similar striking or bludgeoning instrument with nails in it, designed to properly fuck up whoever gets smashed in the face with it.
Bitch tried to play me, tried to gank some of my shit, so I hit that p.o.s. with a cooked up bat.
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A word that can be used to describe food that has no seasoning or just tastes generally awful.
Person 1: what is that
Person 2: White Woman Cooking
Person 1: Eww
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Someone who always makes microwaveable food, such as tv dinners and microwaveable pizzas, and considers it "excellent quality food". Can also be known as a 5 second chef.
For dinner tonight, my dad "made" us "quality" spaghetti, which was really just Stouffers. He's such a 5 second cook.
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Let him be; Let him do his thing
Guy 1: Look at this retard on twitter!
Guy 2: Let him cook.
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to have rough sex with a woman.
- I went to my girlfriends house and Cooked-Her-Steak
- I stuck my meat in my wife's oven and Cooked-Her-Steak
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A kid (squeaker) or teen who likes to play fortnite or roblox.
imagine being a Dj Cook fan
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When something smells so bad that you say they must be cooking fish in a toaster
OMG that smells like their Cooking Fish in A Toaster Phooey!
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