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Dancing while aggressively jacking off
Bob: "wanna see me wank and crank."
Jeff: "DEAR GOD NO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
A mixed drink created the morning after a party, using the remaining bits of liquor from a number of bottles not quite finished the night before.
Man, that was a crazy party, but hey, we've got some jack and vodka left over, let's make a crank biter!
When a bro secretely cranks his meat in one room while his girlfriend or wife is in another
My girlfriend was waiting for me to come to bed, but I was all horned up so I had to Anne Crank in silence
Anne Crank, an “angry cry wank”
Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.
Example 1: I am hiding in the attic, the nazis are banging at the door, I am angry, upset and masturbating vigorously. I’m having an Anne Crank.
Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!
Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.
when you mix a little but of multiple kinds of weed (concentrates/manufactured allowed NO SYNTHS OR EDIBLES!!!!!)
Oh man we're gonna smoke some crank salad
Also known as 'dope kit.' Is a container where heroin and intravenous drug users keep their hypodermic needles ,cotton filters, dope, and other drug paraphernalia for easy portable access. A crank kit is usually fashioned out a toiletry kit, cigar box, small zipper pencil-case, or any other adequately sized container.
John: "Hey, Mike. You wanna shoot some heroin?"
Mike: "Sure, just give me a minute while I go get my crank-kit."
The dump you take when you are thrown off schedule by travel. You feel it build all day, but you can't go until you relax at your destination.
I shouldnt have had airport Chili's, I'll have to travel crank as soon as we get to the hotel.