An organization/secret club that brainwashes people into believing stupid lies.
I got brainwashed by a cult
A cult is a organization that has been in the way of god. These organizations have one thing in common. THEY ALL KNOW A MAN NAMED JON!!!!
A group of people who believe in something or someone. It can be good, bad, but usually, cults are weird. They celebrate in questionable ways.
Jones: Wow that was a fun party!
Oli: Party?
Jones: We celebrated by going to church, spitting in our hats and dancing on 1 leg!!
Oli: Isn't that some.. cult?
Jones: Uh oh..
Band. Once you join, your life is forever changed, and there is no going back.
Person 1: What's a cult?
Drum Major: Band
Person 1: What?
Drum Major: Let me show you *dramatically opens band room door*
Band: *Standing in a circle around a Flute and a Trumpet cutting a color guard's heart out with a drum stick*
Person 1: *shit their pants*
“omg I’m such a jake pauler!”
jesus christ she’s in a cult
The word that edgey emo teens use to describe their club. In reality the club is just talking about anime.
Chad: wanna join my cult
Lizzy: what do you do
Chad: stuff
*at the "cult"*
Chad: David have you seen the new Naruto episode
David: yeah it was so good
Lizzy: wtf am I doing here