CURSE

Close Up Rectal Self Examination. IOW, Head up your ass!

That guy suffers from the CURSE

Curse

Candaain mose car maple syturyp eating little boy

Curse went to the hockey game

Curse

Maple styrup

I put the curse in my moose

babushka curse

A horribly curse that affects clocks and completely messes up the time.

Marc : "Wow, that clock is really wrong."
John : "Yeah, I guess its the babushka curse."

The 404 curse

If you have the jacob you get 0 bitches and are a total nerd

hey u hear about jacob?
no, what?
he's got The 404 curse

Family Con Curse

A bad person in a successful family that begins a chain of bad people.

" That guy! I heard he's a Family Con Curse!"

Curse Of A Titan

The curse happens when the enitity know as "Soul OF A Titan" interacts with anything they could be taken into a negative outcome.

P1: "Hey, I just had a really bad game. There was this guy name Soul of a Titan"
P2: "bro you just got a "Curse of a Titan""
P1: "o sheit"