Wesley the kancho demon

a red faced demon who fades into the darkness after putting four fingers in your anus then taking a whiff,he then runs spread legged into the darkness laughing maniacly

sleep tight keep em tight and dont let wesley the kancho demon get a bite

Sleep Paralysis Demon

A spooky sight you witness asleep and paralyzed, usually scary af

My Sleep Paralysis Demon is Garfield

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hussy demon purse

A wretched old woman's meaning of a vagina when she is over protective and crazed.

Gertrude Kapelput to Oswald Cobblepot: "You got tangled in some hussy's demon-purse!" Oh, Carol Kane, you're wonderful.

Gertrude Kapelput to Oswald Cobblepot: "You got tangled in some hussy demon purse!" Oh, Carol Kane, you're wonderful.

Demon fever

Living in constant fear of other people doing sinister things because your whole life, you've been doing sinister things.

I wanted to hang out with Kelly but I've got demon fever so I stayed home and played xbox instead.

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Oshikuru: Demon Samurai

A fictional anime referenced in popular US TV shows "Two And A Half Men" and "The Big Bang Theory". (Both sitcoms written by Chuck Lorre) In "Two And A Half Men" one of the main characters Charlie (Whom is a jingle writer) composed the main theme to said anime, while in "The Big Bang Theory" it is an anime being viewed by protagonists Penny, Sheldon and Leonard.

Charlie (singing): O O O O Oshikuru
O O O O Oshikuru
My oh my he's a demon samurai..
Who's the guy who had to die...
O-Shi-Ku-Ru!

Penny: What is this Called?
Leonard: Oshikuru: Demon Samurai

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Arse Hair Demon

Alternate spelling, "Arse-hair demon": An extremely small, gnome-like creature, with powers of invisibility, who sneaks up on unwary victims, and gives their perianal hair a sharp tug, causing them to shriek, and/or leap skyward, for no outwardly perceptible reason.

Ariel and Deanna were enjoying high tea with the Queen, when HRH suddenly gave a sharp yelp, and leapt from her seat. Royal Guardsmen rushed towards the table, but Her Majesty waved them off, stating, "Bugger off, ya sods, 'twas merely a wee arse hair demon, ticklin' me hindparts."

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Speed Limit Demon

Refers to a driver who insists on driving only at the speed limit and no faster, regardless of the current driving conditions or lane. Usually encountered when one is late or in a hurry. Variant of the term Speed Demon.

Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind some Speed Limit Demon in the fast lane.

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