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When Stereotypical Barbie (Margot Robbie) goes through an existential crisis after asking the other Barbies if they ever thought about dying. Later on, Stereotypical Barbie started to cry, and then a "Depression Barbie" commercial plays.
My mom: What do you want for your 17th birthday?
Me: I would like a depression Barbie because I could totally relate to her. If only they existed…
Taking a trip with a beautiful woman to a tropical island and not getting laid.
Looks like the trip turned into a tropical depression.
The name assigned to the second great economic depression, started in 2008, so as to differentiate it from the one which spanned the late 1920’s to the mid/late 1930’s. This huge economic disaster began during the term of the criminal George W. Bush (W = worst). The roots of the Bush Depression can be traced to the Republican deregulatory, “voo-doo economic” policies initiated under Ronald Reagan, continued by subsequent Republicans, and brought to a head by Bush's twisted regime. This greed-based house of cards finally collapsed, sending the U.S. economy into turmoil.
I lost my job during the Bush Depression, and now I'm standing in the soup line.
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Sino Depression is a new type of depression that was recently introduced by SDC (Sino Depression Center).
It is heavily correlated to the following.
1. When China decided to close its gates indefinitely, giving all the foreign students the big sad.
2. When Chinese people talk about how nice China is at present.
Person 1: Oh no, my parents just passed away!
Person 2: Oh yea? Well at least you don't have Sino Depression.
Person 1: Oh I'm so sorry, my problem is nothing compared to yours, hope you will get over it.
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A state of depression induced by pressing the square right next to the one you meant to press, resulting in a lost game. (often experienced when playing minesweeper on a touchscreen)
Max: "How's your game going?"
Uldis: "Aarrghhr *facepalm*
Max: "Aww dude, are you going to have a minesweeper depression?"
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When you have not had vigina in a while.That includes touching tasting and penetrating
Yea man my dude say he going through pussy depression
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As people gets older, the upcoming looming birthday triggers a series of depression related to aging, lack of accomplishment, unhappiness.
Bob is going to be 50, man, he is going through serious birthday depression.
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