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Hands down the stupidest person you'll ever meet he's very funny but he can be very annoying and obnoxious and very horny. He is always fat no matter what he tries to tell you. When he gets drunk he always falls down the stairs. My name is Diego and my life is so sick I eat shit. No matter what he will always try to hit on a girl that is way out of his league. Hands down one of the best people to be friends with.
Diego come fuck me in the ass oh wait nevermind
This boy will be the nicest boy you'll ever meet. He may not have the best looks but he'll find a way to charm you by his words. He'll tell you over and over again that he would do anything for you even take a bullet for you. If you get the chance date him and than marry him.
me: Diego asked me out today!
friend: OMG! your so lucky!!
Diego can be a W mans sometimes but at times he can act sus with you. He is very cute, my mans is taken and he plays fortnite. He likes have a black friend that thinks black lives matter but knows its cap. If you meet diego ask him about dora. GO DIEGO GO!
Diego will change your life if you’re with him long enough. He is the most intelligent, patient, caring, loving, and handsome person I have ever met. He is a good listener and will listen to you and will do anything in the world to make you feel loved and heard. He makes you feel safe when you’re having those bad days. He’s extremely tall and dreamy. Look up to him and you see an angel sent from above. You will be extremely lucky if you ever get to date him. He will treat you like a queen. Stay with him, he will be loyal to you forever, even in the next life.
Friend : Who’s that tall handsome dude you were with yesterday?
Me: oh that was my bf, Diego ( blushes )
Big Dick (over 20 inches)
Rizz level 100
Smart (100000) IQ
Justice is my son
Koopa is my son
Alek is my son
Suck my dick
"Diego will booty fuck you"
Diego is the coolest,most badass guy you'll ever met
Smart,funny,hispanic and a great and loyal friend
Cute and dirty
420 24/7
Everyone:
Omg how was it again that guy 2000 years ago who saved humanity?
Diego:
Oh you mean my brother Diego?