Dutch Rainbow

Opening a collection of hard-core jazz mags at your favourite pages. Then arranging them in an arc in front of you. Kneel down and bash away.

"You alright mate - you look like you've seen a ghost?"
"I just walked in on my Dad - he had a dutch rainbow on the go."

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cron dutch

a dutch with good weed in it.

Today I sold a cron dutch for $40.

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Dutch Legs

Having thicker legs than most people due to proportionally short legs compared to a person's height. Dutch legs are often accompanied by a longer torso.

I can't fit into those jeans. The waist fits fine, but I've got Dutch legs!

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Dutch Omelete

The act of having a female companion give a blow job to one male counterpart and a handjob to the other male while under the covers and being dutchovened by both males. This is a remix of the popular dutch oven.

I was blowing Dom and jerkin off Greg when they both farted and made a Dutch Omelete.

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Dutch Windmill

When you fart in front of a fan to gas someone standing downwind. Also works outside with directional gusts.

Audrey farted in front of the office fan and gave me a Dutch Windmill.

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double dutch

Totally alien to you, something you don't understand.

I don't understand this C++ stuff, it's all double dutch to me!

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dutch lunch

Drinking beer for lunch. Actually very nutricious, considering that a good beer is similar to a sandwich in it's nutritional profile. Loaded with complex carbohydrates and vitamins such as B complex.

I met with Willem today for a Dutch lunch at the pub this afternoon.

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