put 'em up

a slight step below "raising the roof" in which the participant puts both hands at a 80 degree angle at head level and pushes them upward very slightly. fingers may be pressed together, but are more commonly separated between the ring and middle fingers, much like the Vulcan greeting, "live long and prosper". if one is holding a coffee or a 64oz Big Gulp, putting "one" up may suffice.

dude, wasn't Spock the bomb in the new Star Trek movie? it was amazing when he came on screen; every nerd in theater put 'em up in reverence!

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texas hold em

the act of placing one's own testicles inside their anus, and thus holding them there

I can barely walk right now because I'm performing a texas hold em

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Mormon Hold 'Em

Polygamous marriage. Made famous by guest character Judge Constance Harm on "The Simpsons."

While most people enjoy Texas Hold 'Em, Mormons enjoy Mormon Hold 'Em.

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dig 'em down

Really getting after it, sexually.

It's time to separate this mother goose from these hens and dig 'em down!

Kill-'em-ups

When a parent who has no idea about game genres tries to adress one.

Parent: "Stop playing those Kill-'em-ups and do some homework!"

dabbing on em haters

just dab on people you hate duh

jahmai: yo ur ugly
vicky: ya ur so ugly

me:*dabbing on em haters*

Snack Em Up

Method for obtaining a significant other after screening essential criteria; nice penis; pleaseurable penis; ability to provide intense orgasmic relief.

When you meet the right guy you just need to Snack Em Up. After screening multiple candidates when you find the right one, you need to Snack Em Up.