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Wow your Dylan’s girlfriend, your the luckiest girl ever
my bf eric he’s so cool and handsome n amazing n i wanna have kids with him
eric rlly is the coolest bf ever in the world
The pinnacle of questions to be asked on someone’s Snapchat / Instagram story. The writer knows full well that the person answering the question has not cause… dying is not cool. Expect this question to be asked by your local 8th grader.
Have you ever been bungee jumping?… shut up Daniel NO
Abdou Elkamili aka the most handsome man ever
Good morning texts from abdou elkamili are the BEST thing ever
Literally either someone who works at an ice cream shop or is a lifeguard. Fuckgirls-ice cream. Fuckboys-lifeguards. Plain and simple
Dude that lifeguard has the whitest job ever
When someone releases a product (example: music) and someone states that someone who's known as being good at producing a product of that type (example: Eminem) has been real quiet ever since it dropped, meaning that the product was so good that it sent someone who is known to be good at it was silenced at it's greatness.
Person 1: *makes a really good rap song.*
Person 2: you know, _ been real quiet ever since this dropped. (Insert a really good rapper on the _)
Martin Srabotnik
Martin Srabotnik is the best slalom kayker ever