Fat Rage

When a person get mad over food.

Kinda like nerd rage but with fat people and food.

Fat person: "You ate my cookies?!?!"
Normal person: "Dude, don't fat rage."

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and I'm fat

Originally created as a discrete warning code for women to explain why they are cranky or unreasonably upset. It describes the bloated and uncomfortable feeling that a woman has when she is having her period. It has also become a phrase that tacked on to the end of a self absorbed rant to indicate that you know you are being stupid and silly, but that you feel like hell nonetheless.

"My life is going nowhere, I am so unmotivated to figure out what to do about it. There is nothing I want to eat in the house. And I'm fat."

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fat ride

Desperate, fat person.

300lb man: hey baby, wanna dance?

Girl: fuck off ya fat ride!

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Fat Steve

A person resembling a whale, often homo sexual with a mental disability.

That guy is defenitly a Fat Steve

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Fat-a-pillar

-noun: An overweight person who disappears for an extended period, then reemerges only to show off their slender new figure.

Most fat-a-pillars will never admit what they do with all that excess skin.

The average fat-a-pillar regains most or all of the weight within a year of losing it.

Fat-a-pillars tend to be nicer than girls who were born skinny.

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fat rolls

my stomach

*me wears crop top*

Abbey*2 seconds after walking into the locker room*: I can see your fat rolls falling out of your shirt

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Fat Freshman

A blowjob that sucks so bad, the girl has to finish you off with a handjob. Named after fat freshmen college chicks that have no prior blowjob experience.

After an hour of sloppy dick licking and barely sucking on the tip, the night ended with a fat freshman.

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