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Give-a-shit factor low is comparable to 0 fucks being given, and/or a high happiness factor; inshallah.
My GAS factor is pegged at 1, guy. Good luck with that.
1. Phui Factor is a factor of safety applied to structural members. Buildings commonly use a factor of safety of 2.0 for each structural member. Where as when the Phui Factor is an applied safety factor of 8.0 for each structural member.
2. A term describing the structural capacity of a system far beyond the expected loads or actual loads.
3. The designing of an element to be more robust or extra featured than is deemed necessary for its primary application to be completed successfully.
4. To ensure a more than sufficient factor of safety, a more than sufficient functionality limit, or to overcome potential design errors that are considered acceptable for most users expectations.
The Phui Factor was applied when calculating these loads
How many browser-tabs you've opened after researching something on the web.
Weather for tomorrow: Tab Factor = 1
Closest bakery opened on a holiday: Tab Factor = 3
Trying to decide which iPad cover to buy on Amazon: Tab Factor = 17
A rare disease that affects only 0.02% of the world's population. It occurs when the brain overproduces a moist acidic liquid which damages brain cells and can lead to polio. It can be contracted through sexual intercourse or high levels of stress. In few cases, it has caused extreme speech impediments. A cure is currently being developed by Jesse Barronton, who contracted the disease when he was six.
The harmful moist factor in his brain cost him his life by the age of 26.
The wind-chill factor that one calculates at night as they ride the trolley down to the BART station in San Francisco. People who usually do this are brave for enduring such temperatures and like to place their cold fingers on your neck.
(On the Trolley)
E: Hey, do you want to sit down.
R: No it's ok, I'll just stand.
E: Okay, while you're out there can you calculate the Trolley Wind Chill Factor for me??
R: (stink eye)