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May 28th is National Fap Day. It's like an annual casual dress day for sex and masturbation. It's for fun. Go all out and make a day of it. Tell your friends you can't hang out (unless you're into that group stuff). They should be celebrating anyway so there should be no problem or question as to why plans should not be made. Call in sick, chances are your boss is doing it at work and wants the privacy.
Earl "Yo, Richard said the party's moved to Friday. Cuz it's National Fap Day."
Andrew "Last year got awkward when that black dude made eye contact w me."
"Sex tonight, hun?" "You know it's National Fap Day, babe. Let's just fap together after dinner."
"Bill's been in the shower since 7 celebrating National Fap Day"
"I haven't seen Parker all day." "Probably celebrating National Fap Day."
"You got any plans for Friday?" "Yeah man, National Fap Day, going all out. Might even pull a Carradine"
Most Interesting Man in the World, "I don't always Fap, but when I do, I do it on National Fap Day"
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Fuck Fap February means to not fap on your girlfriend, gay friend or random people you see. Similar to NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December).
"Dude i survived NNN and DDD"
"Good luck for FFF"
"What is FFF?"
"Fuck Fap February"
"Ratio dislikes>likes"
When you receive nudes on Snapchat and attempt to masturbate over them.
I just tried to snap n' fap over my girlfriend and failed.
This is one of the biggest insults of all time and forbidden to say, worse than ur Grandpap a trap. When people say his phrase Jesus’ will shove planet Earth up his large gaping butt whole.
Stephen Vlk: Ur Mom Gay lol
Matt B the flea: ur Grandpap a trap
Stephen Vlk: Don’t make me disrespect you
Matt B the flea: NOOOOOO
Stephen Vlk: Ur Grandpap Fap
The whole Human race suddenly sees their whole planet get shoved into Jesus’ ass whole
The ultimate punch you attain by fapping 1000000 times with the same hand.
I wrecked him with the fist of a million faps
I fapped 10 times for a thousand days to attain the fist of a million faps
A challenge for people who failed no nut november they get a second chance in February. Same rules just don’t fap.
Person 1: I failed no nut november
Person 2: well you can always try again in fap free February.
After your wife/girlfriend denies you sex... You masturbate in front of her while running side to side, back and forth to keep her from kicking you in the balls until you place a cum puddle on her or on her side of the bed. She'll never deny you again!
My ratchet wife denied me sex cookies so I played a game of fap-n-seek with her! She was a sticky mess!
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