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Any person who raises livestock or grows food for resale. The best farmers usually grow coffee bean trees and raise goats in Uganda.
Brian M: "you're not a farmer because you don't own a copy of the farmer's almanac."
Caleb L: "you're stupid and most likely gay. I'll bet you were in the Navy and 'hot racked' with seamen. I own goats and coffee beans trees in Uganda and according to Urban dictionary, that makes me a farmer."
Brian M: "I guess you're correct...I am stupid and gay."
Someone who swears uncontrollably, acts insane, and overall acts like an uncultured piece of sh!t.
Dude, you need to stop acting like a flippin' farmer
farmer - a gamer that collects resources rather then fighting.
"server 20 is the most powerful server in the game!" ..."yeah, but they are all farmers"
When you are in bed with your girl and you fart under the sheet and spit in the air and see if she catches the fart or the spit.
My brother played farmers football with his girlfriend last night and she passed out from the onion ring farts
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Deficating while having anal sex.
To deficate on the penetrating object, be it a penis or any other penetration device or shape.
More specifically, the act refers to a Penis repeatedly penetrating the anal cavity whilst a degree of anal waste it forced out and ejaculation inserted, know as a "Farmer Brown's Cock".
On the way home from the Asian Restaurant, Den suggested that anal sex while deficating would round off a beautiful evening "Don't use the toilet tonight my love, Farmer Brown's Cock is making an appearence."
An Annoying Kid Who Eats Bosco Sticks Very Wierd and Sexual
Jack Farmer Your so Weird, Why do you eat bosco sticks like that
when one has a sexual fantasy to fuck/have sex with someone who is either a farmer or simply someone on a farm.
"Joe has a account on Farmersonly.com"
"oh damn didn't know he had a Farmer Fetish."