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When you're really screwing yourself up by entangling yourselves in others' affairs, being dysfunctional, and making your life much more difficult than it needs to be.
Those girls are just shooting their feet off.
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A close but still-platonic friendship that you share wif a nice gal, perhaps one whom you've known a long time but who now has a main squeeze of her own. It involves your holding and fondling the gal's hands for extended periods, and giving her long soothing foot-rubs, plus possibly having her soothingly place the soles of her feet against your chest or rub/scratch your back with her toes.
A hands-and-feet friendship can be an ideal "happy medium" or "compromise" type of footing with a nice gal --- it permits you to still maintain a fully-satisfying "soulmate type" relationship with someone of the female persuasion whom you really like, even after she's linked up with another guy who is more to her "overall" liking... if the guy has a reasonably tolerant/understanding/trusting nature, he will not feel that his own relationship with Miss Cutie-Pie is threatened by your continued friendship with her, since you are not engaging in any sexual-related activities... extra points if (1) you perform your entire "repertoire" of pleasant actions wif da gal while she's in da guy's presence a few times, so that he can actually see for himself that all of your behavior is indeed totally "innocent", and (2) you also show him how the chick most loves having her hands, feet, back, shoulders, etc. massaged, so that he himself can please her in a comparably-satisfying manner to the physical-sensory "magic" that you are able to perform on her yourself.
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Dirty or muddy feet after walking around barefoot.
"I walked through the yard to the barn and got bam-bam feet."
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Jesus feet water is milk mixed with water so that it looks like water that they would of probably washed feet in. if you were to of had coco pops and it made the milk brown and then you mix it with water it would be dirty Jesus feet water as he would of used it to wash his feet.
"go tip out that jesus feet water!"
"ew that is dirty jesus water, I hate coco pops"
"'you look like jesus water" - compliment
"you dont look like jesus water" - insult
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An expression dating back to the Bubonic Plague.
Body's had to be buried at least six feet under to prevent spread of the Plague.
Girl- Oh no! Jhon died from VirusXXC!!!
Guy- We need to bury him 6 feet under.
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Synonymous to "Fo sheezy", or "Fo sheezy ma neezy". Often used in a more formal setting. Also used to confuse.
Johnson! I need those Q4 results in my office by noon, got that!
Four sheep's feet sir!
What?!?
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When porn actors have been wandering around the set in white socks and then film, dirty sock bottoms sticking out for the world to see in every scene.
Damn, look at your nasty porn feet socks! Put your shoes back on, don't be walking around my house with those skanky things.
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