Random
Source Code
Random
my personal abbreviation for the Country Fried Steak at work when people order it, you never knew yr waitress was so weird huh?
also when you order the Country Morning breakfast i write CUNT MORNING :P
i need 3 Cunt Fried Steaks on the fly.
49👍 30👎
In 1985, the Hanshin Tigers won the Japan Series (baseball). Their supporters looked for player look-alikes and convinced them to jump into a river than ran through Osaka. When they couldn't find a look-alike for Randy Bass (a bearded white American), they went to a nearby KFC store, took the statue of Colonel Sanders, and dumped it into the river.
The Tigers haven't won a Japan Series since, and their fans will tell you that the reason is because Colonel Sanders hasn't been found since that time, either.
I'll tell you the real reason why they haven't won a Japan Series since 1985... it's because their team is absolute shite and are nothing compared to the team from Fukuoka.
7👍 2👎
Having remnants, usually crust and grease, on your lips after digging into a bowl of fried chicken.
Colonel: If I were you, I certainly wouldn't go into the interview looking like that?
Patricia: Why, is there something wrong with my dress?
Colonel: Naw bitch, you just forgot to wipe your fried chicken lips after lunch!
32👍 18👎
people who cannot be trusted.
who lie when you ask them if other people are over.
who wont delete things you ask them to delete.
who happen to be big fuck faces and take back apologies.
some whose name could possibly be spelled with the following letters (backwards):
RELHOK TTERRAG
When two friends make a silly music video they dont want everyone to see but you lie and show people anyways and refuse to delete the file then ignore all of their calls when they're trying to talk to you.
Example: Gosh, that Garrett is such a cunt burger with fries, he does it like its nobody's business!
49👍 29👎
thiz iz uzed by niggaz lyk me, it meanz anodda niggaz ugly face or nasty face. u say it 2 people wen dey are all up in ur grill.
yo , u betta get ya bacon fries outa my sight befo i kill all u an u lil shit homeboyz .. be easy ight ??
Get yo bacon fries away from muh face before i bayshunt
4👍 33👎
when you get sand on you at the beach after you put on sun tan lotion
Damn I hate that little kid who kicked sand on me after I put sun tan lotion and now I'm kentucky-fried
1👍 4👎
Dude, that guy is a Kentucky fried faggot!
29👍 17👎