Geek Speak

Retard speak

Kids who use geek speak are most likely the same kids who get Ds and Fs in English class.

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band geek

A high school senior that wears a varsity jacket that says:
1.Marching Band
2.Symphony Band
and nothing else. If they have another sport on their jacket, then they're fine. (BTW, orchestra is better than band.)

Bully: I hate those band geeks. I'm gonna kill them!
Band Geek 1: Not unless we kill you first!
Band Geek 2: Get him!
Bully: Ahhhh!!!!!
(Band geeks torture the bully to death with loud and terrible band music)

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Cool geek

What companion loser nerds call each other whilst in denial.

Your such a cool geek, everyone is too scared to talk to you cos your so clever and a social hit. I don't know why they say horrible things. They must be jealous especially as you always get the seat at the front of class.

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geek cred

Your reputaiton of being a geek, wether it good or bad. Getting callled a geek by a teacher/lecturer boosts this majorly know form persoanl experience).

1. Man, he is such a geek.

2. Of cource I know him, who doesnt know that geek?

3. I have too much geek cred >.<

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geeked out

To be disturbed or freaked out by something or someone that has a high 'geek quota'

That makes me feel totaly geeked out.
or
Dude, shut up you are geeking me out.

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geek bus

A Ford Econoline based handi-Van used for transporting devolopmentally disabled children to their school.

He is the dumbest kid in school,so he be taking the Geek Bus in the morning,not the regular school bus.

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Geek Tie

A Flash Drive attached to a Lanyard and hanging from the Neck.

I was going to do some work at home tonight, but I left my Geek Tie at the office. I should have noticed, since I look and feel naked without a tie on.

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