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To absolutely eat shit and die, to crash and burn, from the root word ligma
Damn, I better be careful on my skateboard or I might fall down and totally get ligmatized
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someone's outfit, usually directed to a good looking hizzy.
(whispers)yo, check out that get up on skeezah.
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An individual who practices deciet, breaches confidence or is unfair and dishonest against another must be punished by way of physical retribution. Was essentially first coined on the TV show 'Curb your Enthusiasm' by Larry David's co-star Leon.
Quoting from Curb your Enthusiasm
"Leon: When a man calls you a fucking faggot, you get in that ass Larry, you know what i mean? You get in that ass Larry.
Larry: What are you talking about?
Leon: You let a man slide today, you must immediately get inside somebody's ass when that happens to you. You pull the asshole open, step into the asshole, close the door behind you. Then you take a spray can right, spray Larry was here, wash me all that shit, fuck his whole asshole up. Get a snickers bar, paper, throw that on the floor, fuck his whole asshole up. Then you open up that asshole one more time, step out his ass, then leave that motherfucker wide open so he know you've been there."
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A slang term used most often in adolescence, referring to the act of fellatio, or oral sex. It is the subservient act of orally stimulating the male sex organ. It is performed mainly with the lips, mouth and tongue, with which suction pressure is applied to the male organ. Once orgasm is achieved, the liberated semen is preferrably swallowed and/or licked from the male body.
"I love getting head, and my girlfriend loves giving it, because she loves the taste of semen and she's heard it's full of protein."
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Synonym for "getting owned" A term that means you just lost at something. Used mostly on Halo: Reach.
*Halo post-game lobby*
Looser- "You guys are just camping noobs!"
Winner- "HAHAHAHA WHAT EVER NOOB YOU JUST GOT WATERED HAHAHAHAHA"
Looser- "Shut up noob"
Winner- "HAHA HOW DOES IT FEEL GETTING WATERED SO MUCH?!?! ITS LIKE NOAH'S FLOOD UP IN HERE!"
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To follow a sloppy night of drinking with an even sloppier night of sex with "The Rick." Many a fateless (and most likely now soulless) girls have unfortunely fallen into the trap of mistaking The Rick's supposed charm at face value and overlooked that fact that they are far too intoxicated to truly be having any rational thoughts at this point. Unfortunetly for these poor ladies The Rick, due to his continuous sexcapades, plays host to more venerial diseases then a Vietnamese prostitute. In fact, several of these sexually transmitted infections have began to mutate and fuse into a singular disease known amongst the medical community as a RTD (Rick Transmitted Disease). Although the true risk of catching a RTD is currently still unknown, the consequences - both physically and mentally - are most likely profound. It is our hope as the community of Madison to pray that one day our young girls will ultimately realize the scope and breadth of this pandemic and furthermore refuse to partake in any sexual conduct with The Rick.
You see that whale from Tri-Delt at the bars last night? Yeah, she is for sure going to get Ricked tonight!
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