Emo guys

I myself bieng emo think that were just dudes that love the music and taking real good care of our style we dont cry about everything and were not all sad thats just what emo is none for but you who are not emo have no idea!!

some_dude:so did u cry all night until you fell asleep?

emo_guy1:dude ur an idiot!!

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The Fat Guy

A fat man who repairs tvs that wears sweatpants and has half his lunch on his left tit

J: "wanna wag class and go see the fat guy?"
N: "ok, lets see how much lunch is on his tit"

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Gabe Guy

When you want to confuse someone beyond comprehension.

James: "hey my cat just died..."
Connor: "Gabe Guy"
James: "Who the fuck is Gabe?"

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drill guy

When someone says something completely random that is not even related to the topic or subject.

Boy 1 : Did you see the basketball game last night?
Boy 2 : Yeah, Kobe Bryant made that beautiful shot!
Boy 3 : Hehehe, this cookie looks like my mom!
Boy 1 : DRILL GUY!

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me guy

A person who does things that only involves his self interest

Examples would be..."Hey Evan I heard you skipped lacrosse lifting ... That was a real "me guy" thing to do"

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No Guy Zone

areas where women do not want men present, such as book clubs, or baby showers.

My husband wanted to be invited to the book club, but I told him that was a no guy zone

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Guy shower

As guys are logic driven beings, a guy shower tends to be a cost effective, extremely short shower where in the goal of getting cleaned is maintained without excess time or water spent.

i had a meeting in half an hour, so i decided to take a Guy shower and go.

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