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Grabbing the nearest dick handy and pumping for all your worth.
I wasn't expecting it, but suddenly in the middle of class, he gave me a Lake Jackson Handshake
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Propensity for a woman to willingly show their breasts when drinking. Attributed to the fact that women usually show their breasts when handed beads at Mardi Gras
After a few drinks, Melinda tends to greet new boys with a New Orleans handshake...beads or not!
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adΒ·jecΒ·tive/ΛajΙktiv/ - a word or phrase naming an attribute, added to or grammatically related to a noun to modify or describe it.
* west/vΙrΛjinyΙ/Λhan(d)ΛSHΔk/
To state or describe the act of performing mutual & simultaneous masturbation on one and other regardless of sexual orientation, gender or religion to describe disbelief or an alternate choice.
(Observing laziness) "You all have nothing better to do that to give each other West Virginia Handshakes." -- (Alternate choice for something unsafe or idiotic) 'I'd rather give a wild Tiger a West Virginia Handshake." -- (Work or Goal not accomplished) "What did you do all day in here; give each other West Virginia Handshakes?" (Express disdain for being played around with) -- "I like handshakes but this isn't West Virginia, let's re-do this contract."
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A sharp knock to one's testicles by another individual in a group of buddies drinking in a crowded bar. Usually this is unwarranted, unwanted but very funny to everyone except the one who was just knocked.
As Dave ordered another round at the bar, he was surprised by the Manhattan Beach Handshake and folded like a house of cards.
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The El Salvadorian Handshake is when a man will fake ejaculates inside the vagina of a legal consenting adult female. This is than followed by a panic from the woman, while the man sits calmly explaining the value of childbirth.
When done correctly, will lead for a very fun evening.
"Hey, you ever fake an orgasm while banging a chick?"
"Oh the El salvadorian Handshake? Yeah definitely. But, You gotta fake nut inside her and let her sweat it out."
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blow jobs that white girls give out to men during one night stands or first dates.
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Becky- a white girl goes on a first date with a guy, and ends up giving him a blow job during sex.
Becky "nice to meet you, I anything about you but would you like a blow job?"
Guy"I sure would!" (while eagerly unzipping his pants)
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Two men cover their Cocks in grease, dock. Then proceed to jerk the other guys shaft.
Kevin and mark got bored at work, so they got a handful of grease and gave each other the ol' Hot mill handshake