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The Harry Potter (n. & v.):
Occurs when, during a three-some, a female is jacking off a male. Right before he's ready to culminate, she yells "Alakazam," quickly turns the cock and, in a wand-like motion, yanks it so it blows all over the third member.
I got squirted in the face by the Harry Potter last night.
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some idiot who thinks he's got special magic powers an goes off trying to find the guy who killed his parents and half the wizard population because he thinks that he is some how stronger than him just cause his name is harry potter.
hi there! my names harry potter and because I have a cut on my head I can kill the most powerful dark wizard ever!
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When you're doing a girl, have a friend hide in a closet. Then, when you finish, he jumps out and yells "TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!!!"
Optional: Friend dresses in formal wizard attire.
Friend 1 : I heard about your girlfriend. Why'd you break up?
Friend 2 : We tried The Harry Potter, but she was a fucking muggle.
Friend 1 : Bummer.
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This is an expression used in place of 'lol' because saying lol is tacky. It stands for Laugh Out Loud Floor's Hairy Arse Rabbits Riding In Scooters.
Oh my god, he has his shorts on backwards. Lolf harris.
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harry tickle is usually a fat lad that has 4 eyes. Harry is the name that means he likes the same sex
harry tickle is gay
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For best results, you should be a dirtball and not shave your pubic hair for months, but a couple weeks will also do. Take a girl back to your place and shave your pubes off in the bathroom (before having sex). Hold the pubes in your hand when you start to have sex with the girl. To pull this off you have to start to hit it from behind. When you are ready to climax, pull out and ejaculate in her ass crack. Finally, take the pubes, that are still in your hand, and throw them into the girls ass crack. Now you have a "Dirty Harry"
I took this girl back from the bar last night and gave her The Dirty Harry to last a lifetime.
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