Imma put him to sleep

You beat the absolute fucking shit out of something.

AYY BRO
What bro?
Imma put him to sleep.
Jordan?
Yeah!

slip him a lobster

bribing someone $20 for something fucking stupid

Tim: Aw fuck i failed the test
Derek: no worries mate, just slip him a lobster and he will let you pass

ban him

This term means that the subject of the person you are talking to is tweaking, off a perc, or cringe. This can also end in losing certain amounts of aura.

Teen 1: "Yo, I just found gained some skibidi ohio aura!"
Teen 2 & 3: "ban him, no ban him, ban him.."

i never really spoke to him

Exact words zayn malik quoted after he left the band (larry is real and louis tops end of conversation) about the sweetest human(who once tripped over a dog and apologised to it) and killed 33% of the fandom

Directioner 1:we've come so far
Directioner 2 (young) :how far..?
Directioner 1: right from " i know the real you"

To
" i never really spoke to him"

himmed

To get caught up by police, girlfriend, etc.

Aye bro i just got himmed up but you tryna come thru?

Got him coach

Telling your coach you got that son of a bitch

Tommy - " That was easy"
Ken - " Your mom was easy"
Ken- "Got him coach"

Him-a-laya

Used to describe men who have had a very colorful and chequered sexual past but have already reached their sexual peak.

It's acknowledges their previous sexual character whilst simultaneously implying that it's over.

Jim: I am good friends with Greg but I am worried about leaving him alone with my girlfriend, he's a playa.

Chris: Don't worry, Greg used to be a playa, now he's him-a-laya.