drop the hook

To anchor (the hook) a ship in the harbor.

We'll see the sights when drop the hook in Naples, Italy

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butt hook

a woman like viki, or a woman that won't leave u alone

woman that won't leave u alone

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Captain Hook

when a man loves himself so much that he must have sex with himself by curving his erection into a hook and penetrate himself in the anus.

Dude, I was staring at myself in the mirror and i had no choice but to give myself a captain hook.

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hook it up

v. eng to fire up a hookah; to begin to light a hookah ; nargile, shisha

hey you wanna smoke some hookah?
yea light it up..
you mean hook it up?

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hook -up

To make out with someone other than a significant other, probably for the first time with this person.

Jess totally hooked up with the guy sitting next to her on the plane out of Vegas!

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poo hook

The act of inserting ones finger into the anus, or outer surrounding area and massaging until a sufficient amount of aroma exists on the digit. At this point, the finger is then surprisingly inserted into the corner of unsuspecting victim's mouth and with a sharp tug on the finger, it is "hooked" inside the recipient's mouth thus creating a "hook" effect.

Mike was being a pussy, so I had John distract him, got my finger ready and totally gave him a huge poo hook and told him to stop being such a douche.

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Twat hooks

The middle finger; the happy finger

See those Olsen twins? I had the pair of 'em sat on my twat hooks at the same time!

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