how yer dern

How yer dern is a variation of "her yer dern". Which in English is actually the question "how are you doing?" This is in reference to the character of Madea as played by comedian Tyler Perry and her unique way of speaking. She tends to accentuate her R's and T's to words that do not need them.

Hellur! How yer dern? Praise da lort it's Friday!

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How You doin’

The best pick up line on planet earth. It’s works 100% of the time. If you are worried that you won’t get the girl just smile and say How you doin’ and trust me you will get that girl.

Friend “ Dude how do I talk to her”
Me “ Oh I got it just say how you doin’

Friend “ will that really work ?”
Me “ Yes fir sure that is how I got my girlfriend “

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How much is the fish

What time is it.

Mike, how much is the fish?
-16.00

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how to tie a noose

When your Life have no matter anymore, so you take a rope and tie a noose.

person 1:HI dude, what are you doing?
person 2:Just Learning how to tie a noose so i can hang myself.

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How's your face?

How's your face? Is a common gloating technique used the day after doing bodily harm to someone's face.

*day after winning a fight*
Winner: "How's your face?"
Loser: "f*** off!"
Winner: "want more?"
Loser: *sulks off*

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hows ya mum

a greeting commonly used, not only towards them, but the person you had last night

'Allo' say the
'y0' say joo
'hows ur mum?' say joo

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How You Gon

Astonished at the fact that someone actually did or said something generally not said or done (How You Gon)

Bro saved you some spaghetti factory leftovers!
Sagar: Bruh! thats dope
Next Day
Sagar: where that OSF though?
Bro: oh my b, ate it this morning forgot to tell you
Sagar: Bruh.... How You Gon.

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